Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Gedik santai hujung minggu kembali lagi. Kali ini khusus untuk menonton Hansel & Gretel The Witch Hunters, lakonan Jeremy Renner sebagai Hansel dan Gemma Artenton sebagai Gretel. Disebabkan filem ini hanya untuk tontonan 18 tahun ke atas... magic amat diperlukan untuk menghalang Si Sulung (MHD) dan adiknya (QM) ikut sama... berbagai magic dicuba tapi tidak berkesan... makin menangis nak ikut lagi hado.... akhirnya janji manis & tipu sunat terpaksa dilakukan.... kelentong saja kami ke office tengah malam2 buta (memang tak masuk dek akal....) dan mulut manis cakap esok akan bawa mereka berdua mandi kolam....

Kemana hala tuju kami... sudah tentulah TGV Aeon Rawang. Lokasi paling dekat untuk bergedik santai menonton wayang. Usai Maghrib kami keluar dan sekitar 8.15 pm selamat tiba di Aeon Rawang. Ramai betul pengunjung sebab Chinese New Year bakal menjelang... parking strategik (dekat dengan entrance + berbumbung) pun licin kena sapu... dapat parking nun dihujung sana... Alhamdulillah walau agak jauh dan hanya berbumbungkan langit.

Lepas beli tix nampak poster Hansel & Gretel... smart!!!!

Nombor 5 belum kelip2 lagi. Nampak macam tak ramai orang kan... memang tak ramai pon.

Apa-apa hal beli tiket dulu untuk show 9.30 pm. Dah beli tiket dan snap pix bagai depan TGV, gerak pergi Oldtown White Coffee untuk makan2. Tinjau dari jauh nampak penuh tapi nasib baik ada kerusi kosong terperuk sedikit kat dalam. Order mee curry dengan teh tarik.... sedap juga mee curry dia tapi teh tarik ada sikit kureng. Wife (AT) order menu mcm meehoon pun sedap juga. Sambil makan jeling kat tepi kaunter nampak dah tampal sijil halal... syukur Alhamdulillah terbuka juga hati owner Oldtown White Coffee nak ikut peraturan Jakim.

Isi perut di Oldtown White Coffee sebelum layan Hansel & Gretel

Perut dah berisi pusing2 pharmacy sebab nak cari bedak untuk QM, gatal2 badan dia malam tadi dan juga gel rambut untuk MHD.... hahahaha dah pandai nak bergaya rambut pacak2 untuk ke sekolah. 

Hampir 9.30 pm nampak nombor 5 kat tangga masuk TGV dah berkelip2... panggung kami dah boleh masuk. Duduk2 lepak2 kat dalam enjoy iklan dan sneak preview movie yang akan datang... pastu saat yang ditunggu2 pun tiba... kusyuk tengok Hansel & Gretel dari awal sampai akhir. Komen peribadi, Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters menghiburkan tapi tak sehebat Van Hielsing... mungkin lain orang lain pendapat kan?

Sinopsis Hansel & Gretel witch Hunters ini saya copied bulat2 dari Wikipedia:

Abandoned by their father deep in a forest, young Hansel and Gretel enter a gingerbread house and are nabbed by the old witch who resides in it. The witch forces Hansel to continuously eat candy while making Gretel prepare the oven, but the siblings outsmart her and shove her into the fire. Throughout the fifteen years after the incident, Hansel and Gretel become famed bounty hunters dedicated to mercilessly exterminating witches. Their work is relatively easy because, for an unknown reason, they are immune to spells and curses. Hansel, however, is diabetic as a result of his ordeal and needs to take a regular shot of a medicine every day.

One day, in the town of Augsburg, Hansel and Gretel prevent Sheriff Berringer from executing Mina, a young woman accused of witchcraft. Mayor Englemann has hired the siblings to find and rescue several children abducted by witches. Berringer hires trackers for the same mission, hoping to regain the respect of the Mayor. However, all but one of the party are killed that night by the powerful grand witch Muriel, who sends the surviving member back to the town tavern to explode as a warning to the locals. Hansel and Gretel, with the help of the Mayor's deputy Jackson, capture a witch and interrogate her. They discover that the witches are preparing for the ritual of Blood Moon, which requires sacrificing six boys and six girls, each born on a separate month. Suddenly, Muriel, another witch, and a troll, Edward, attack the town and abduct the targeted girl. Gretel is knocked unconscious but is brought to safety by a local boy named Ben, their fan and an aspiring witch hunter. Hansel grabs a fleeing witch by her broomstick, but becomes lost in the forest.

The next morning, Hansel is found by Mina, who takes him to a spring to heal his wounds. Meanwhile, Gretel enters the forest to search for him, but she is assaulted by Berringer and his men for luring the witches to their town. She is rescued when Edward arrives and mutilates the men and mends her injuries. When Gretel asks why he saved her, Edward answers that trolls serve witches and walks away. Hansel and Gretel reunite at an abandoned cabin, which they discover is not only their childhood home, but also a witch's lair. Muriel appears in front of them, telling them the truth of their past. She reveals that Hansel and Gretel's mother was a grand white witch named Adrianna, married to a farmer. On the night of the Blood Moon, the heart of a white witch is needed to create a potion that makes witches impervious to fire. As Adrianna was too powerful, Muriel targeted Gretel, who was revealed to be a white witch herself. Muriel spread a rumor across the village about Adrianna. To keep the siblings away from the mob of villagers, their father left them in the forest before he was hanged, while their mother was burned at the stake. Following this revelation, the siblings battle Muriel before she stabs Hansel and abducts Gretel for the ceremony.

Hansel wakes up to the sight of Mina, who reveals herself to be a white witch. After Mina uses a spell to bless the siblings' arsenal, Hansel, Mina, and Ben head to disrupt the Blood Moon Sabbath. While Mina mows down dozens of witches with a Gatling gun, Hansel squares off against Muriel's minions and frees the children, while Edward defies Muriel's orders and releases Gretel before Muriel throws him off the cliff. Muriel attempts to flee, but Ben shoots her off her broomstick. On her way to meet up with Hansel, Gretel finds Edward and uses her stun gun to defibrillate him back to life. Hansel, Gretel, and Mina follow Muriel's trail to the old gingerbread house. During their confrontation, Muriel fatally stabs Mina. The siblings engage in a grueling fight against Muriel inside the gingerbread house, until they decapitate her with a shovel. In the end, Hansel and Gretel collect the rest of their reward for rescuing the children before embarking on their next hunt, with Ben and Edward joining them.